I bought pork, sliced it, and now I'm going to eat it. No stoves, flame, or cooking skills were used in the making of this dish.
Ingredients:
-Pork (pre-packaged @ grocery store)(teeth)
-Sesame Seeds (black and white mustache)
-Chili Paste (left eye)
-Hot Mustard (right eye)
-Sriracha Chili Sauce (Hair)
I am so jealous...I moved away from Idaho and now I can't find pork and seeds anywhere :c
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